Who gets the royalties from the sale of Bibles?
All right, all right, I know the Bible is out of copyright (probably Paul the Apostle was yelling at scribes in 50 AD about them being late with his cheque), but I prefer to think of God as someone with a really big bank account who worries about what to do with all that money. A yacht, perhaps? A couple of racehorses? That would make an exciting hobby, especially if he didn't cheat and use his supernatural powers to win all the time. Or maybe plastic surgery? He's never liked his nose. Also, which currency should he keep his money in? The dollar seems a bit dodgy these days.
I like to think it keeps him awake at night, unable to concentrate on prayers.
1 comment:
The reason God doesn't get royalties from the Bible is that he didn't write it. Of course, you can't tell some people that.
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